‘Coconutting’ Is The Latest Sex Trend Men Everywhere Are Trying And We Are Here To Beg You To Stop

Long ago, we realized some vegetables and fruits look rather… phallic. Using these penis and vagina resembling foods helped us all learn how to put on a condom back in the day. But that’s ALL that fruit and produce should have been used for, PURE DISPLAY FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES. And this guy… This guy just went way too far with it. And now it’s catching on, because of his intriguing Reddit thread about his sexual encounter with a coconut, now men everywhere are giving it a go.